I am so in his ass.
Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin.
10/10 would bang
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
WHAT, I DON’T GET IT
I GET IT
i need about 100000000000000000$ for new clothes
literally just destroy my laptop when I die, don’t even try to clear my history just destroy it
the sexual tension between you and a game still in its plastic wrap